Me: Yeah, Buddy?
JP: I has sometin to tell Sissy.
Me: Well, tell me, Buddy.
JP: Noooooo, is not yours.
Me: Did you have fun with Daddy playing trucks this morning?
JP: I has fun.
Me: Did Daddy have fun?
JP: Daddy not play trucks with me.
Me: Oh? Why not, Buddy?
JP: Daddy jus sit on da couch today. He tired.
Me: Oh, Did Daddy take a nap?
JP: No, Daddy jus play on him pone.
JP: Mommy, I like your seatbelt.
Me: Thanks, Buddy. I like yours.
JP: I not like Daddy's seat belt. It broken.
Me: It's broken?
JP: Yeah, Daddy not wear it.
JP: DAD! Daisy just bite Mommy.
Dad: Oh, yeah?
JP: Yeah, she bite her bOObie.
JP: Mommy not goin to work.
Sissy: Why not?
JP: She gonna be sick. She not sick now though.
Tattle Tale. :)