Saturday, March 2, 2013

How to clean up the kitchen after Friday Pizza Night

By a Man:

Throw leftover pizza in the fridge, in the box
Leave rest of pizza boxes on counter
Leave Pizza plastic do-hickey-thing on counter next to dirty plates, dirty cups, dirty napkins, atop the empty dishwasher


By a Woman:

Place left-over pizza on paper plate
Slide into a large ziplock bag
Place in refrigerator
Empty refrigerator of old left-overs
Rearrange refrigerator shelves and wipe clean
Scrape left-over food into trash can
Notice trash is full, empty and rebag
Rinse left-over containers
Fill dishwasher with left-over containers
First rearrange dishwasher to fit more dishes
Add dishes from sink
Add dishes from living room
Add dishes from computer desk
Run dishwasher
Put dishwasher soap back and tidy cabinet
Walk empty pizza boxes to garage trash
Wipe down counters 
Wipe down sink and faucet
Wipe down trash can lid
Wipe down kitchen door handle and door jam
Wipe down microwave door and handle
Clear remaining seconds from microwave
Wipe down stove
Wipe down refrigerator handle
Sort through school paperwork
Sort through mail
Update Family calendar
Start grocery list
Sort, organize, tidy pantry
Clear off kitchen table
Wipe down kitchen table
Fill dog's water dish
Refill empty paper towel roll 
Take dirty dish towels to laundry room
Fold dryer contents
Empty lint trap
Sweep floor with the dryer sheet
Transfer wash to dryer
Start new wash load
Return clothes to closet
Pick up dirty clothes on the way
Gather empty hangers
Gather dirty bath towels

Wait! What was the original objective?

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