Don’t Tell Him I Told You

• He’s 33 today.
• At 18 he purchased his first home.
• Turkey Subs are his favorite.
• He’s a gadget dude.
• He loves to be outdoors.
• He is a GeoCache superstar.
• Anything electronics are his hobby.
• He can fix them all.
• He was a Manager by 18.
• He lost his Mom at 24, two days after his birthday.
• He lost his StepDad at 31, three weeks before his birthday.
• Poison Ivy does not affect him.
• He’s the Daddy of all Daddies. The best!
• He has one older brother and one younger sister.
• He was friends with his BIL before his wife.
• He has traveled the country.
• He is a phenomenal cook/grillmaster/chef.
• He was named after a TV character.
• He now lives in what was a cornfield he played in as a kid.  
• On his wedding day he wasn’t old enough to drink.
• He used to have his ear pierced.
• His FIL used to make him take it out at the house.
• Now his FIL has his pierced.
• He likes opening the brand new peanut butter jar.
• He’s a dog lover.
• He wears shorts in the snow.
• He even wore shorts as the Schwan’s Freezer Warehouse Manager.
• He became a Daddy at 26.
• And again at 29. 
• His kiddos were held by him first.
• Boring Learning/History/How To TV shows fascinate him.
• He’s a RedSox fan.
• And a Chiefs Fan.
• And used to be a Braves Fan.
• His biggest fan is his wife.
• He likes the beach.
• He washes the kitchen floor more than his wife does.
• Orange Slices are made for him.
• He has too many hats.
• He worked with his wife at three restaurants.
• He loves to swim.
• He loves Scooby Doo and Looney Tunes.
• Landscaping is another hobby (you should see his lawn!).
• Steely Dan is one of his favorite bands.
• Absolution is his #1 favorite band.
• He uses his wife’s Anniversary gift more than she does.
• He likes to drive.
• He doesn’t golf.
• He calls himself the High Five Guy.
• He’s an Apple junkie.
• He answers the front door in his Terrorist Tee Shirt.
• He works hard for his family.
• His favorite comic is Calvin & Hobbs.
• He’s a sucker for Sicilian Pizza.
• It reminds him of his Grandmother.
• He has two cousins named Nikki and one named Julie.
• His Dad still calls him Nickie.
• He owns his third home now.
• He went to DisneyWorld for his Honeymoon and his 5yr Anniversary.
• He works 3, 14 hour days.
• He rocks out to MJ Experience on Wii with his little girl.
• He is his wife’s soul mate and the best Husband in the world.